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Hey Gloria!

Hey Gloria!

Girl, I need your help!

I pet a vicious dog . . . and it turned and bit me. I want an apology!

I drove my car through flood waters . . . and it up and sank! I want an apology!

I drank a bottle of wine . . . and I got a HANGOVER! I want an APOLOGY!

I beat my head up against the wall! And it got bruised! I want an apology!

I slept with a married man and he didn’t leave his wife for meĀ  . . .

I want an apology!

I left my good sense at the door and it went home without me. I want an apology.

I played with fire . . . and, uh-huh! I got burned!

I want an apology.

Call me girlfriend ~ we can get on TV!

(For ya’ll that don’t live in LA, you may not understand. Here is something for you!)

Posted by Karal in February 19th, 2010
Published in Seriously? Are you kidding me right now?!

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213. magnolia23851 said,
February 19th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

Actually, I’ve done ALL of those things and the only one that really didn’t work in my favor was:

“I left my good sense at the door and it went home without me. I want an apology.”

I don’t want an apology, though, because my good sense FINALLY did the “right thing” and left me to work out my S*@t for myself…

MAYBE I should go on TV…

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Karal Reply:

Magnolia, what you should really do is get your own blog space because I’d love to see you write and put that one of a kind YOU as only you can do out there!

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216. SuziCate said,
February 19th, 2010 at 9:45 pm

Love M’s comment. Karal, she would rock her blog with attitude. She can do it! Peggy is rocking hers! It’s a sista’s club! So what prompted this theme…too much reality tv or the local news! I get tired of people not taking responsibility for their actions and wanting someone else to do it for them. I like the way you approached this.

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Karal Reply:

I’d say it was the local news … don’t watch reality tv. Honey, we would ALL like an apology when people don’t do what we want them to do and we get hurt. But please. Have a little bit of self respect. Do you really want someone to apologize to you because you tell them to? And yeah, I bit of personal responsibility goes a long way too. And some values. Just negative energy all the way around, ain’t it?

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218. SuziCate said,
February 19th, 2010 at 10:43 pm

Ha, I think you just borrowed my soap box! Love it!

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219. Lee Lee said,
February 20th, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Gloria! These pants make my butt look big! I deserve an apology!

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Karal Reply:

Oh yeah. That’s a good one!

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221. magnolia23851 said,
February 20th, 2010 at 8:19 pm

I DO have lots of deep thoughts…just some of them are deep in…

A blog would probably help my attitude issues…after I’ve had enough and finally get the disability check that I deserve I might have the time…for now you’ll just have to put up with me on here!

But I do have one question: Who in the H@%L is this Gloria person?!!

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222. SuziCate said,
February 20th, 2010 at 11:24 pm

I love Lee Lee’s comment. Hell, we could make a whole blog just for the apologies we want GLORIA to demand for us!

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226. Jimmy said,
February 21st, 2010 at 2:39 pm

You usually get what you ask for but for most they want to lay blame on anyone but themselves, heres my apology for the ones who brought it all on themselves, “I’m Sorry You Are Stupid”

Enjoyed the post Thank You

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Karal Reply:

A very good point and an apology that made me giggle, too.

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229. GregoryJ said,
February 21st, 2010 at 2:15 pm

I was looking for an absurd lawsuit for my post this morning and saw so many ridiculous ones, not the one I was looking for, though.
There are people who would seriously want an apology or would sue, for the things you mentioned.
The maker of the wall board, the retailer who sold it, the builder who installed it, and the painter who painted it. It’s their fault I hurt my head when I hit it against the wall.

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Karal Reply:

Kinda sad, isn’t it!

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